The Canada goose population
Is causing a fowl situation
If their eggs aren’t addled
We're going to be saddled
with acres of bird defecation.
By Richard Barbieri
To her mom said the girl Michaela,
"I met a nice boy, he's a sailor.”
A Vineyard romance? -
No, not a chance!
That kid's from Nantucket; a Whaler.
By David Dutton
There once was a woman from Tisb'ry
Whose verses made light of life's mis'ry
I don't man to carp
'cause her wit was quite sharp
In fact, it could be downright scissor-y
By Andrew Hindes
In April the blossoms unfold
Pale green and sun yellow so bold
The air is fresh laundered
The birdsong is squandered
But frankly, my dear, I'm still cold.
By Eileen Maley
Your winners all have a flair
for capturing something that's there.
Not knowing the Vineyard,
I would be hindered
from winning a prize at your Fair.
By Dick Margulis
If you've got a thing for Menemsha;
if quaint little villages tempt ya;
if you long to reside
by the briny sea side,
then I've got a burnt dock to rent ya.
By Beth Parker
Our Parson confesses she's fond
of skating on Parsonage Pond.
"It's so easy to tell
I'm in heaven, not hell - "
There's no ice in the Devil's Beyond.
By Jonathan Revere